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[02 Dec 2005|05:24pm]
friends only, bitches.

so leave me a pretty comment. and i'll add you.
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[13 Oct 2005|08:33pm]
so life has been wonderful lately, and i can only describe it in pictures.

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mmm...biscuits [05 Sep 2005|01:41pm]
nothing says sex like biscuits




and eric; eric says sex quite nicely as well.
real gangsta ass niggas, fo real

liz, fuck you, and fuck your stupid kanye west song that is so catchy.
hit it girl

[25 Mar 2005|01:52am]
so i got in a car wreck, and totaled my mercedez.
janis is no more.

i watched my poor car die in a puddle of it's own radiator fluid.
good thing it wasn't my fault.

but, im going easter egg hunting with jimmy this weekend, so i guess it's okay.
hit it girl

voila! [19 Feb 2005|06:42pm]
so i got a new haircut
after i decided i was going to grow it out
somehow they always ending up looking very mullet-esque.


i wanna be madeCollapse )

so i think this is the happiest i've ever been.
i love having someone who i can make sheet forts and watch star wars with.
i love spooning and building puzzles.
i love biking to the park with hot chocolate to sit in the slide tower and freeze together.
but most of all i just like to hold hands and write sappy entries like this.
and to rub how lucky i am in single peoples faces. so HA!
jimmy needs to get home from boerne now, so we can "watch" Troy again.
hit it girl

[31 Jan 2005|11:24pm]

hangin' at the mallCollapse )
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christmas [25 Dec 2004|07:15pm]
christmas was amusing, as promised.

we ate tamales and chili with grandmothers silver, ironic?
my sister is much more enjoyable now that's she'd divorced and everyone seemed to give her something alcohol related, i saw the trend, and wonder if she did.
my dad and step-mom hit up sharper image this year, so i got a calculator that sings christmas carols, and a floating picture frame etc. etc.

my grandpa got me a dog dressed in a fedora that sings frank sinatra, it may be slightly tacky, but it's cute. far more cute than gophers singing the theme song to caddy shack.

i also got a new sewing machine/fabrics/dress shears/threads/a lovely sewing box, for the seventy-year-old woman in me, and 48709870976 records from my dad, the music enthusiast, mainly because it's the only thing we can talk about without one person crying/screaming etc. etc.

i also got the first season of in living color which is so awesome.

christmas with my mother and step-dad was more normal. lottery tickets, clothes, and chocolate pie.

i love christmas for chocolate pie.
i also got a shirt that reminds me of a pinata.
so tonight i will exchange presents with jimmy and hope he doesn't scowl in disgust at the present i so carefully chose. cause then i'd have to kill him.

I HATE GIFT CERTIFICATES. THEY SUCK, I LOSE THEM AND THEY SAY "IM TOO COLD HEARTED AND LAME TO ACTUALLY LOOK FOR SOMETHING, SO HERE HAVE THIS IMPERSONAL PIECE OF PLASTIC." WHAT BULLSHIT.

with that being said, it's time to go play with my singing dog and eat more pie.
merry christmas, motherfuckers.
hit it girl

keyboardists get all the sex [25 Nov 2004|02:22am]
today, liz, jimmy, and i did a puzzle.
and then tonight i went to a local show with liz, mainly to see logan, but it was interesting.
we took pictures in the nelson city psuedo saloon.
i saw brooke, who looked astonishing.
i also saw melissa, who sucks and didn't recognize me, whore. ilu.
along with the k'town playas or "kerrverts." ana, i'm sorry you had to be the man. steve, thanks for the frictionation, baby.

i love being unoriginal

picture whore!Collapse )

i throw jimmy's boxers in the shower when he won't hurry.
hit it girl

[06 Sep 2004|03:37am]
and the question on everybody's mind is:

why is david bowie so hot?
hit it girl

why is jimmy so fucking cool? [05 Aug 2004|12:51am]
today i hung out with jimmy.

jimmy helps me wash my car, and fills up the bucket so i can dump it over his head. three times.
jimmy attacks me with a leafblower.
jimmy got electrocuted! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
jimmy likes terrible music.
jimmy doesn't even know what a scene is.
jimmy sucks at playing the airguitar.
jimmy gets pwn'd in shit talking.
jimmy gets pwn'd in everything.
jimmy has chops.
jimmy did not eat world.
jimmy has gay friends, except me.
jimmy can catch a ball.
jimmy can whistle dixie.
jimmy can walk and breathe at the same time.

jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. i love jimmy. don't you all wish you could be as cool as jimmy.
yeah? well.....

YOU CAN'T
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witness protection my ass [31 Jul 2004|06:11pm]
I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW GOOD IT WAS TO SEE DAVID VASSALLO!!11@!@!
IN AUSTIN WHEN HE PLAYED HIS AMAZING SHOW WITH HIS AMAZING FRIENDS AND AMAZING STRING BREAKINS ABILITIES. THANK YOU DAVID VASSALLO FOR THE AMAZING NIGHT. OMGZ ILOVEYOU DO ME CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!2!#!

better?
YOU LOVE ME AND YOU KNOW IT.
HAHAHAHAHA.
hit it girl

[26 Apr 2004|09:39pm]
impact

worked with inner-city kids from houston all weekend.
the only good thing about this weekend,
was seeing someone.

my birthday is on thursday.
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bitch wtf?! [29 Jan 2004|08:20pm]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPRAH. YOU DONT EVEN LOOK FIFTY GIRL.
pris&i are going to see Oprah live.
i bet you're jealous&no. you can't come.

i want Tina Turner to sing at my birthday party.
someone wanna hook it phat? plz&thx.

!mind bullets!Collapse )
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